Introducing.....The all new improved..AMYVAC
Yes with the new improved Amyvac you are guaranteed hours of constant recleaning of your mess with the predesigned instant loose catch system. Your dirt and dustmites will LOVE you for it.
Ah not quite. Poor Amy gave me a helping hand today to clean up my disgusting hovel of a house. As of several hours ago Amy became an official member of the Mad Bush Farm Crew by completing the two following tests. Test one follow the head Mad Bush Farm Crew person through some bush up across blackberry. Say hi to two old horses then.... get the ritual bogging in a bog and lose a pink plastic shoe stolen from one's dearly beloved daughter. Head Mad Bush person rescues pink shoe. Amy and Mad Bush person unable to stop laughing. Test two...use ancient tellus vacuum cleaner and watch the stupid thing drop it's guts all over the kitchen floor. Poor Amy it was so funny. Well I have the photo to prove it. Just need to do the right advertising now...hmm anyone want to invest in the all new improved AMYVAC???? Oh come on she's a great investment. LOL! Thanks Amy for all your help I had a great day with you today. Hmm have to find that gnome now...