The Tuesday morning from some whacked Comedy Show

What's your plan?

The Cats have taken over the photo uploader!

It happened after a long weekend. Tuesday before last to be exact. I've been so busy me and the blogs haven't been haven't been on a one to one basis all that much sorry guys I haven't been over. You're all wonderful friends and I really appreciate and care about all of you. So where was I? Oh yes the insane Tuesday morning. Most normal people have alarm clocks to wake them up. I had three at 6 am. Two kittens playing inside our big old U.S. made General Electric Dryer were making a hell of a racket. Then E.T the Turkey peeping at the top of its lungs and on top of everything else the Terrorist doing her mooing from the paddock where she had been banished to as loud as she could. Yeah yeah I'm getting up mutter growl complain then stagger out to the kitchen and make a coffee so I can actually function.


The kids get up the kittens are let out and the older cats let in. Fine. Breakfast eaten. Kids sent to school everything opened up including the doors. We have a flyscreen on the ranchslider to keep the chickens out..but not on the front door....Zoned out making yet another coffee after cleaning out the turkey's cage and the kittens litter box I hear the Terrorist mooing again except...it was inside the house? Turned around to find the Terrorist had walked through the front door and was stood there with both front legs on top of Sasha's horse feed. Oh no....and right behind the Terrorist in a bid to increase his species was Micah the Guts. Cattle stick, lead rope and lots of unpleasant words the Terrorist was shoved out of the house, Guts walloped and a dilemma as in how to get Guts put back behind a fence wire that was actually working? By then Maggie had discovered the joys of Whiskers cat biscuits and was hard at work in the kitchen helping herself. Since Guts was sooo in love with the Terrorist I managed to open up the top wire and walk them both through. Guts found himself stuck behind a live fence and the Terrorist found herself tied up to a tree behind the house. Get back inside booted Maggie out who by now had eaten all of the cat biscuits and was promptly attacked by two itteh bitteh kittehs on the hunt for the hooman's legs..What a morning groan.


On a sadder note...E.T the Turkey passed away last Saturday morning. Also to our friends in Australia our families' heart goes out to all of you and to the victims of the tragic bush fires in Victoria.

Ocean hunting one of the cats