Filed for future reference - Cat

"After scolding one's cat one looks into its face and is seized by the ugly suspicion that it understood every word. And has filed it for reference."- Charlotte Gray

I can relate to the above quote by Charlotte Gray. I had a bench cat the other day. The kind of cat that waits until one's back is turned ,before she strikes, and raids the unwary packet of sausages we had intended to be our dinner.

I was clawed accordingly yesterday by her hooky claws in my leg. Offences against cat are indeed filed for future reference. In accordance the stupid idiot human will in future avoid leaving sausages on the bench to thaw if they want to avoid the wrath of cat in times yet to come. Ouchy.....!