2010-01-29

Evil Fishing Farm Cats plus one dog for good measure

Something told me there were evil farm cat plans being set into place to raid the sacred sanctuary of the rescued goldfish from out of the Mad Bush Silt Pond yesterday. It began with Dream checking the dog was chained up..how cunning is that I wonder

With the thoughts of goldfish steaks on her mind Evil Farm Cat Dream licked her lips with relish before planning to go and find a fellow conspirator in his evilness Evil Farm Cat Sasquatch

Evil Farm cat Sasquatch was more than pleased to think about planz to have goldfish steaks
In order to fool the stoopid hooman Evil Farm Cat Sasquatch used the old looking as cute as possible trick
Meantime...Simon the goldfish watcher dog knew it was all a trick....

The motives of the two co-conspirators were all too obvious - goldfish steaks were now top of the list for a snack...
However the stoopid hooman was not as stoopid as the evil farm cats soon found out....

Foiled
Foiled

FOILED


FOILED!

STOOPID HOOMAN TAKE IT OFF NOW!

EVIL FARM CAT SASQUATCH - CLAWZ TEH STOOPID HOOMAN NOWZ!

It was all too obvious the stoopid hooman had already foiled the grand plans of the Evil Farm Cats we want Goldfish for Dinner League all too effectively...
Bah! Stoopid Hooman! Tomorrow you will pay for this outrage!

1 comment:

  1. that's funny, bet they wondered what the prickly metal stuff was LOL

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