Dear Sir we regret to inform you

Dear Sir,

Re: Your Product "Wash A Kitteh Mad Pet Shampoo"

As requested we at the Mad Bush Laboratories have thoroughly tested your recently released product.

We regret to inform you however that there has been a negative feedback response on your product from our test subject.

Please ensure your life premiums are well and truly up to date because you are about to die a horrible death in 3....2...1..

Yours sincerely
Professor I.N. Sane
Head of Testing
Mad Bush Laboratories
The Back Blocks
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